Well, I guess you can't fight destiny. There's a guy in Council Bluffs, Iowa whose real name is Benjamin Beer. And back in March about a month before his 21st birthday he was driving drunk and managed to FLIP his car.
He somehow only wound up with a bloody nose but he was arrested, and just pleaded guilty to operating while intoxicated.
There's no word on what Mr. Beer was drinking the night he flipped his car, but there'd be some kind of healthy irony if it was liquor.