Wanna be a Ranch-bassador?

Help Wanted: "Ranch-bassadors." If you’re the kind of person who unapologetically dips every food in Ranch dressing, then Hidden Valley wants you to serve as their brand-new "Ranch-bassador." No, it's not a dream... it's a dream job. The company wants "Ranch-bassadors" to spread America’s favorite creamy dressing across Europe where, believe it or not, Ranch isn’t even on store shelves. Starting March 31st, fans can apply in pairs to become one of two duos who will spend eight weeks — seven of them fully paid and traveling across Europe and the UK — introducing Ranch to local cuisines. Think of it as a culinary adventure with a mission: taste, test, and pair Ranch with everything from fish and chips to French pastries. This is a real job with a real salary and a real 40-hour work week. Housing and equipment are provided. Ranch-lovers can sign up on Hidden Valley’s countdown site to be notified when applications open at the end of the month.