Criminals can be outright crazy:
There's a 37-year-old man named Joseph Binford,who broke into the Dickerson Park Zoo in Springfield, Missouri after it closed last week.
A zookeeper spotted him and confronted him, but Joseph was prepared. He COMMANDED the animals to attack the zookeeper for him. Unfortunately for him, the cheetahs who were nearby ignored his commands. Cheetahs make bad soldiers, I guess.
The zookeeper called the cops, and they came and arrested Joseph. He fought against them and even tried to grab the cop's gun at one point. He was charged with disarming an officer, assault, and trespassing.
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And check out Jospeh's mugshot below...