He was BARNEY THE FREAKIN' DINOSAUR. All he had to do was put on a costume, run around with some kids, and GET PAID.
But what he's doing now tops that by a mile. You see, David Joyner is a "tantra massage specialist and spiritual healer" which means that he basically has sex with people to "unlock their blocked energy."
His sessions last 3 to 4 hours and cost $350 each. He only works with women, and he has about 30 clients right now, whom he calls his goddesses.
The goal is for the women to achieve a mind-blowing release, which he says CAN be done through massage alone. But it sounds like he prefers it the old-fashioned way.
He says, quote, "When the lingam [penis] and the yoni [vagina] meet, there's a certain energy that takes place that hands on the body alone cannot create." (Now imagine that sentence in Barney's voice.)
David also isn't a fan of condoms, because they, quote, "block the energy." If all of this sounds a little sketchy to you, you're not alone. Several tantric experts question his need to have sex with "patients" especially without protection.
You can read more about Joyner's practice, and those who disagree with it, here.