A guy in Pennsylvania got married this weekend, and then he and his new wife got into an argument because she wanted to save the money they'd gotten as gifts. He CHOKED her, and he was arrested. And so far, she hasn't used any of the money to bail him out, so he's still in jail.
A guy in New York dressed up as the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz" for a party on Saturday, and then he was pulled over for drunk driving on the way home. He's facing a DUI charge.