Guy Calls 911 To Get them To Send Girls To His House

If we assume this guy knew 911 is for emergencies, then I guess we have to assume his emergency was EXPLOSIVE HORNINESS.

A 39-year-old guy named Joel Cummings from Duncannon, Pennsylvania called 911 last week and asked them to send GIRLS to his place.  We have to assume he meant the ladies who will take some money to provide you company.

And after they ended the call, he kept calling back REPEATEDLY to try to order himself some escorts.  He wound up getting arrested for disorderly conduct. 

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