If you are interested in having your ashes turned into a 33 rpm vinyl long-playing record, let it be known that it can be done.
You can contact the company here, or visit their website for more details. With their basic package they will take your actual cremated ashes and press them into 30 discs, each with 24 total minutes of audio (12 minutes on each side).
You have to supply the sound, so you can record something original like a message or have them use a favorite song, but the discs come with standard artwork and labels that include your name, date of birth, and date of death. That package starts around 3,700 American dollars, but there are plenty of extras you can add on.