Native Floridian Explains How To Deal With the Cold.

When this Florida native moved to Montana in 2003, a lot of well-meaning cold natives gave him "advice" that was pretty obvious.  Thing is, they didn't give advice that would have prevented a number of disastrous mistakes. So here are about a dozen /actual/ secrets that no one tells you, mostly because they have no idea that people raised in warm places don't know about them.

Did he miss any?

 

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